False advertising. Men complain a lot about being misled by women who are wearing heals, weaves, false eyelashes, makeup, push up bras etc. But really, women are not the only ones who go around misleading people. One such example of this common male deception is the Trojan Magnum. Really fellas? I guess a lot of you guys have really big opinions of yourselves- and far be it for me to go around crushing your self esteem- but most of you, like 95% most, do NOT need to be buying these.
Yeah, ok, maybe you don’t really have a realistic idea of how your size compares to others, or what qualifies as “normal”. (Though I refuse to believe that you don’t “notice” the other guys in the locker room, or understand that the men in porn movies are abnormal- but I digress).
When you leave the box of magnums conspicuously out on the nightstand or pull one out of your suit jacket pocket- there’s an expectation that follows, and when you don’t live up to that expectation- we. are. disappointed.
So fellas, unless you’re a serious grower, or you’re duct-taping that mess to your thigh just to get your pants on- regular condoms will do.
Ladies (or other fellas, whatever) DO NOT FALL FOR FOOL’S GOLD.
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I remember a scene on MTV (not sure if it was from “The Real World” or a documentary), but Pedro Zamora was giving a lecture about safe sex. He asked the crowd why they didn’t like using condoms and someone said “too tight”. So, he took a standard condom and rolled it over his fist about 2/3 of the way down his forearm. Point being, the only thing a Magnum condom is really designed to accommodate is ones ego.